May
7th
2018
Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018
I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock
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#FUCK I SHAVED AS PEAR AND NUMBERS WERE PREREADING THIS FUCKING BLOG
#AND NOW THERE ARE TINY LITTLE HAIRS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
#I BARELY HAVE ANY BEARD HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
#I USE A FUCKING ELECTRIC SHAVER
#ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO
#SUCK THE HAIR
#OR SOMETHING
#FUCK
#did you know I never actually learned how to shave properly
#still don't know
#never got around to it
#should look into it at some point
#oh god the hair is EVERYWHERE
#FUCK
#HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN THIS
